About Me


  • I’m named Adam because of my parents.
  • I’m sometimes called Erlenmeyer because of old school deathmatch parties and The Dead Milkmen.
  • I work in a cubicle on the seventh floor of a blue building in downtown Lexington, Ky.
  • I love a wonderful girl whom I met before I could drive.
  • I made two super rad daughters, Alexis and Cora.
  • I read a bunch.
  • I think about moral philosophy and evolutionary psychology.
  • I like poems with an unsettling pivot.
  • I write code.
  • I sometimes play a guitar to impress the girls mentioned previously.

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